12th January 2014

Sonnet 68

Your real deal A-listers don't get out-worne,

Their red carpet shots look hot then and now,

George Clooney!  The leading ladies he's borne

Appreciate up close perma-tanned brow;

Looking gorge, George, even when playing dead -

Filmgoers would rather die than look away,

Can't stop loving his foxy (implants?) head,

Grooming this good's not just for guys who're gay.

Hubby's sooo unprepared to play that scene,

His credo is "To thine own moobs be true",

And "Nasal hairs maketh the man not greene".

You claim I'm trying to deflate you (what's new?!);

Get your snot vines clipped or see what's in store

For a peasant extra from days of yore.