21st January 2014

Sonnet 75


Not trying three-in-a-bed in your life,

Not owning your own pad with garden ground,

Not defending recycling's useless strife,

Wearing someone's La Perla pants you've found,

Drunk texting celebs @ #anon,

Thinking Saville was a national treasure,

Wanting to spend next Hogmanay alone,

Wearing  small real furry things for pleasure,

Accepting prone beggars as normal sight,

Thinking that Botox might be worth a look,

Greeting shareholder windfalls with delight,

Scrounging bens is the lifestyle choice they took.

    No-one wants like Will to be good today -

    Forgiveness is just a detox away.