15th November 2013

Sonnet 13

Oh Love! It's not all about who you are;

Those ball skills, the cash, the place where you live,

WAGS* past and  present  want you to prepare

Your cell life legacy - it's time to give.

Like a supercar on short HP lease,

Star of life's Gumball Rally as it were,

Superb at the chequered flag: then decease,

When your sweet issue your sweet form should bear.

(That's when the brand's at high risk from decay,

Unless Junior's got your genes to uphold,

Life's a game of two halves at end of day:

When you're hot you're hot and then we're just cold.)

Brave this nothing**! (Will is quite crude you know,

The sonnets are betwixt legs intro, so...) 


* Wives and Girlfriends - commonly used in context of footballers.
** Elizabethan slang for vagina.
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