18th November 2013

Sonnet 16

Now I heart speed dating the online way

(Does "Virgins Only" count as grooming?). Time

To arrest singleton status decay:

Laydees love that  my sexy loadings  rhyme.

O babe! We can snapchat for hours and hours

Let's get our privacy settings unset;

No big cheffy meals or bunches of flowers:

We both know it's real life that's counterfeit .

Surfing's left my hard drive beyond repair,

Which annuls all  paper marriage by pen;

But my trusty handset's to hand (sounds fair

Comment re you commitment phobic men

And maids not putting out).  Young love is still!

(Ye olde coupling's not really much skill).