16th December 2013

Sonnet 44

To transform my bot through positive thought

I tried to take the yoga bunny way,

Desperate for benefits transcending brought;

Plus  for my "Hens Go Mad in Paris!" stay.

We had 10 minutes waiting on the stand

To disembark, it was great without thee!

Me and  my besties  say Hello! Disneyland:

The virgin princesses we used to be.

"But all thought kills me that I am not thought"

My pelvic floor had got up and gone;

Arrested: they said I was overwrought

On duty free - that's not what made me moan.

    Did head down dog up the aisle - kept it slow

    It was getting stuck rear up caused  my woe.