29th December 2013

Sonnet 56

On my satnav  searching for where she said,

Mounting in my cab whets  the appetite,

Man's base need for speed dating gets allayed

Without the stress of will, or won't, or might.

Lads 'n' lassies cruise Gumtree for the fill

Up that gives their dirty tanks a fullness

 Diesel fuel'd marriage bedtime sex might kill:

The drive's for adrenalin, not dullness.

All networks lead to where we want to be,

Virtual pastures all too actual and new,

Let's stay and graze just long enough to see

How true your online profile is to view.

    Winter driving takes all my skill and care,

    Surfing makes sunshine a little less rare.